I’ve alluded to her in the past, my hairdresser, the one who I was flirty with when I started my relationship with Zoe has always been a crush of mine. We are always a near miss, on our way into a relationship when the other is out. Well this time I have my fingers crossed.
Things did not work out with the other lady I was dating. I kind of blew my cool for what I thought was a fairly legitimate reason. Now I don’t think I’m out of the running entirely but even if I am I am totally not sweating it. I still have a tryst to attend when I go visiting here on my week vacation and now it looks like the hairdresser could be moving back into the picture. We will call her Samantha. So she and I have always had the open hots for one another, never so much flirted as simply stated: wow, too bad you aren’t single, I would totally scoop you up! For real, just blatant, no fucking around, spit-it-out, statement of fact.
Last night I did karaoke. I am also a really good singer. I’m not just tooting my own horn here, I went with a group of seasoned musicians and vocalists and my first song was “Sober” by the band Tool. If you aren’t aware of this band or it’s vocalist Maynard James Keenan, he is debatably the most talented male rock vocalist alive. His only challenger might be Matt Bellamy of Muse. With the company I had, experienced in music and knowledgeable I wasn’t sure that my chops would make the grade. Sure enough when I got back to the table after thunderous applause I got a huge round of congratulations and compliments. One statement being: “When I saw that you chose Tool I thought ‘Wow, is he really going to try to sing Maynard? Is he crazy or stupid?’ but then you got up there and did it and man… I was blown away! Good job!”
I was really touched by this reception. Not only because these people know what they are talking about, but also because they are a new group of budding friends. They are people that I am growing fond of and close to. But I digress. The lady who runs the Karaoke happens to be Samantha’s best friend and I know this. So I approach her after nailing a few Killers songs. I say to her: “You should say hello to Samantha for me.” with a wink.
She and I, let’s call her Rachel, end up having a good long conversation. She doesn’t like Samantha’s boyfriend, which she knows isn’t a good sign for the relationship. She gets super friendly with me and likes me a whole bunch, which indicates that Samantha would last a while with me. The night carries on and all goes well, my group closes the place with a quartet of “Bohemian Rhapsody”.
The next day I go for a haircut. Normally when I go for haircuts my stylist, Samantha joins me in my car for a cigarette. She does today as well. We talk and because I’m hung over, turned on and giddy I don’t even veil nor attempt to make my flirting even a little discrete. I say things like: “I am so glad you wore jeans today, I can’t keep my eyes off of your bottom.” To which she replies with genuine enthusiasm: “Thanks! I haven’t felt good I’m glad someone thinks I look good!” Among other things that were less lewd like how pretty she was etc.
We talk excitedly throughout my haircut, light flirting included and at the end she doesn’t charge me. I insist but she doesn’t yield so I graciously accept the free haircut. Sexiness has its perks. Throughout our conversation she did partially confirm that things were not going well with her guy and in so doing I laid it out there that I was available and willing as she already knew. I felt a little guilty but really… I should have been with her instead of Zoe. Zoe was a mistake that I should have abandoned for Samantha. I even said to her that I wasn’t attempting to give her incentive, I was simply reminding her that we’ve missed the opportunity twice now and we haven’t stopped flirting since we’ve known each other. There’s something to this. As I’m writing these very words she is telling me how handsome I look these days through facebook messenger… Wow, we are in this thing deep.
As she is getting done work she messages me to tell me that she is going tanning. We chat a bit and she invites me to join her though she doesn’t have much time. I go. I get 9 minutes of stand up because my tan is just about where it needs to be and all I really need is a maintenance. After I get out I wait for about a minute and she comes out looking glossy and fuckable in yoga pants. She has such a bubbly and vivacious attitude I could just grab her right there in the middle of the tanning studio in front of the ugly people and show them what pretty people look like when they mate. She drives me totally wild. She has curves. I love it. She isn’t big but she’s also not petite. She certainly has something I could put my hands on both up front and on the bottom. She has the best wavy, wild, full volume brown hair, the brightest blue eyes, her whole person lights up when she speaks. I am smitten.
She will be mine. Oh yes. She will be mine. In the meantime I have Sylvie to make sweet fuck to. I’m looking forward to rectifying that little lapse in performance. The woman is gorgeous and since Zoe I’ve been lacking any real activity. I’m in my thirties as attractive as I’ve ever been and feel more now than ever like my best before date is approaching… I want to let my freak flag fly and I am kind of stuck in the middle of nowhere with few options other than to mine my facebook for past lovers, which is pathetic, it’s like a crackhead raking through the carpet looking for a rock to smoke (something I’ve been privy to sadly). Yeah, Tinder is sparse, Plenty of Fish may as well actually be populated with REAL FISH. It’s pretty bad out here as I’ve mentioned in past posts. I do better than most out here and it isn’t all that grand.
Let’s hear it for hot hairdressers!